A woman wearing a gold and black dress (Lucy Porter) stands in front of an orange lit background with her right hand outstretched and her left hand to her chest.

About Lucy Porter: No Regrets!

5 Stars

A treat from start to finish

The Herald

4 Stars

Impeccably punch-lined anecdotes... Genuinely delightful

The Telegraph

The irrepressible Lucy Porter bounces back into action with a show all about regrets. Frank Sinatra had too few to mention, but Lucy’s got hundreds, and she’s prepared to go into graphic detail about all of them.

Disastrous dates, professional calamities, ruined friendships and parenting fails.

Lucy describes all the mistakes she’s made, works out why they happened, and ponders how her life would have turned out if she’d acted differently.

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